We're big on processing and shipping orders promptly. As internet shoppers and consumers ourselves, nothing irritates us more than placing and paying for an order, just to wait days before it's processed and shipped. We don't make a big deal about shipping orders placed in our store on the same or next day, since we believe that's how it should be.
The well trained shipping monkey is a bit of self deprecating humor on the many hats we wear (the monkey wears a red cap that kind of makes him look like Santa Claus, and it looks amazingly like a MAGA hat, we suspect our conservative values might have rubbed off on him). We don't believe in fancy titles on business cards and in email signatures, we're firearms enthusiasts, shooters, and collectors, like the folks we serve. To a lesser degree, the well trained shipping monkey is also a way of poking fun at folks that take themselves entirely too seriously.
The well trained shipping monkey appears to have a following of his own, so we decided to design a patch for those rooting for the cheerful and indefatigable simian, in the typical simple and elegant way for which our designs are known.
The FCD Well Trained Shipping Monkey patch is a 2.5" round, Velcro backed patch with brown border and text, the background is light tan. We hope if you do put one on your shoulder pocket, you can explain it in fewer words than we could :)